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Today's Enlightenment

What is the difference between a Taxidermist and a Tax Collector? ......wait for it....... The Taxidermist takes only your skin.
~Mark Twain

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Baby Emerson Scared by Mommy's Nose - Cute Laughter After

First Day of Spring

 Zora Neale Hurston

Spring-time in Florida is not a matter of peeping violets or bursting buds merely. It is a riot of color in nature—glistening green leaves, pink, blue, purple, yellow blossoms that fairly stagger the visitor from the north. The miles of hyacinths lie like an undulating carpet on the surface of the river and divide reluctantly when the slow-moving alligators push their way log-like across. the nights are white nights for the moon shines with dazzling splendor, or in the absence of that goddess, the soft darkness creeps down laden with innumerable scents. The heavy fragrance of magnolias mingled with the delicate sweetness of jasmine and wild roses.

Zora Neale Hurston  (1891–1960), African-American novelist, short story writer, folklorist, playwright and anthropologist. John Redding, in John Redding Goes to Sea, Stylus (1921).

St. Paddy's Day

Tap O' the Mornin' To You

Wishing Everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
By the Infamous 3 Leprechauns - Enjoy!



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I've Got the Fever...(Not the Bieber Type)

13 days and counting! Hip Hip Hooray!! My heart is Singing...
Elvis Presley "Spring Fever"


Recorded in 1964 for the movie Happy Girl. Wow, I was like a tiny baby. Oops, wait....I mean, I wasn't even born yet!

Or How About This Classic...

Monday, March 21, 2011
Think Sunshine and Flowers and Happiness!
Peace!  :D

So You Think I'm Perfect?

It's been a rotten week!  I'm asking myself ...Why do people judge when you don't live up to "their standards?"  My daughter and I aren't speaking and I'm sure she's glad for the break.   Today I came across this quote from author Jodi Picoult's book "My Sister's Keeper." It made me laugh and cry at the same time but I feel lots better...

"I'm lonely. Why do you think I had to learn to act so independent? I also get mad too quickly, and I hog the covers, and my second toe is longer than my big one. My hair has it's own zip code. Plus, I get certifiably crazy when I've got PMS. You don't love someone because they're perfect. You love them in spite of the fact that they're not."
— Jodi Picoult (My Sister's Keeper)  

I enjoyed watching the movie, it was very thought provoking, but I haven't read the book yet.  It's going to the top of my reading list now.  

Sorry daughter.  I'm so fine with you having another baby as soon as you and hubby want, especially if she's as wonderful as baby Jack.  Thanks for putting up with me. I Really Love You! (Kiss, Kiss, Spit, Spit)

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|1. Target Kaleidoscopic Fashion Spectacular
|2. The World’s Smallest Stop-motion Character Animation
|3. Dulux Walls
|4. The Chase
|5. Infinity
|6. Selinah
|7. Born of Fire
|8. Girl Effect: The Clock is Ticking
|9. Changing Our Future
|10. The Infinite House

Introduction to Me

Okay, seriously people, I need some junk in my trunk in a big way!  There's nothing back there and I kind of blame J Lo for taking my share.  Does Spanks make an addition with booty enhancers? 

SPANKS, call me and I'll put you in my blog. 

I've even talked to my super rich sister about financing booty augmentation, but at $7,000 her husband laughed and said he'd "buy me a puppy and a six foot body pillow from Costco with a silk pillowcase if I was that desperate"...meanies!  "I was gonna take care of you guys when your old and gray (and meaner)", I snapped. 

So I've decided to take matters into my own hands (and the talented hands of a back-room hack who specializes in this type of thing.)  It'll only set me back $500 and I'll be back under the disco lights by tomorrow night.  I could really use $500 right now or even a new pair of size 22 Spanks.  Your choice!

P.S. Until then I'm going the cheap inexpensive D.I.Y. route and $ave five hundred buck$. Sweeeeeet!

You'll Need:
1. Neighbors Old Moss Covered Couch (the one sitting on their curb for months.)
2. Other Neighbor's Wedding-Gifted Electric Craving Knife (don't make any promises)
3. 1 pr. Strong, Snug-Fitting, Tights or Panty Hose

Directions:
The cheapest form of hip and buttock padding is homemade.
Homemade padding is usually made by cutting a block of high-density polyurethane foam rubber to shape. This is the same type of foam as used for upholstery.

The most common tool used for shaping the foam is an electric knife.


The block is usually cut as a flat piece which is wrapped around the hips and buttocks, rather than being carved as a curved piece. The foam is carved only on the inside, so that the outside surface remains smooth.

The padding is usually worn inside a compression garment such as one intended to be worn by females to lift and shape the buttocks. Hope this helps!

Tweet us your completed project photos so we can post.

Cheers! XO

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